Robbing the Robber!

So, 2 in the morning, Bayswater, it's not as if shady characters are few and far between and there he was in the darkness huddled into a corner. I walk, I laugh, I'm hungry and the hullabaloo begins. I turn around and there I see the figure running franticly towards us.

Stop He's got my phone

arms spread I stand in his way awaiting his embrace. It did nothing to deter the tyrant and my grip loosened on his faux leather Jacket as he grappled away from me....

Stop him Stop him!

Bang! toe connects with B*l*s, the look of confusion didn't soften the blow.

within arms reach now I loose my enthusiasm as he zips away and leave it to the male ego to finish my efforts.

I have the phone

My inner-magpie spotted it!
alas, it's not the sort after prize, it is the robbers!